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Old October 1st, 2005   CapeandCowl is offline   #17
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You're forgetting that Bruce and Selina have had sex, something he didn't do with his sluts-of-the-week, like Vicki, Silver, etc...
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oh now.....Bruce slept with Talia, like, god knows how often. He sure as heck MUST have slept with Vesper. Plus as Bruce he is hanging around floozies all the time.....say, does that make Bruce "easy". LMAO.


As for Vicki...as far as know, she only knows who Batman is in the Burton movie...
 
Old October 1st, 2005   krhorneman is offline   #18
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I'm confused. He's had sex with Selina, who he wasn't married to, and kissed Sasha when she really needed to be encouraged and reminded of her humanity, but Sasha is the one who's the slut? I guess I have the wrong definition of the word.
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Bog is offline   #19
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Old October 1st, 2005   Professor Why is offline   #20
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Old October 1st, 2005   TonyReese is offline   #21
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So I turn to the second-to-last page only to see the vomit-inducing shot of Batman kissing the freak-machine Sasha Bordeaux.

Talk about stomach-churning, and not to mention, majorly inconsistent. Batman's in love with Catwoman. Hasn't Rucka been talking to Geoff? Didn't he read the JLA Crisis of Conscience arc? Didn't he read the Catwoman ongoing, or Hush? I knew Rucka hated Catwoman, and I continue to be proven right with every Bat-related thing he writes.

At least I can take comfort in the fact that Bruce will never hook up with an electric monster like Sasha (who from now on will be called Slut-sha).
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Gee, I always thought it was clear that Batman/Bruce Wayne was a womanizer on top of everything else. Catwoman, Shasha, Wonder Woman, Vicky Vale, the list goes on and on (and don't forget he is secretly married to Talia, LOL).
I think that his longing for female companionship is just a subconcious yearning to have a normal life. I.E. marriage, kids, white picketed fense around the mansion. Batman may be a hardcase but he's still a hurt little boy deep down inside that wants things to be right again.
 
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Gee, I always thought it was clear that Batman/Bruce Wayne was a womanizer on top of everything else. Catwoman, Shasha, Wonder Woman, Vicky Vale, the list goes on and on (and don't forget he is secretly married to Talia, LOL).
I think that his longing for female companionship is just a subconcious yearning to have a normal life. I.E. marriage, kids, white picketed fense around the mansion. Batman may be a hardcase but he's still a hurt little boy deep down inside that wants things to be right again.
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Old October 1st, 2005   WyldeWolf is offline   #23
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Gee, I always thought it was clear that Batman/Bruce Wayne was a womanizer on top of everything else. Catwoman, Shasha, Wonder Woman, Vicky Vale, the list goes on and on (and don't forget he is secretly married to Talia, LOL).
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So that's where Dick gets it from. I thought he was losing the incredible self-control he learned from Batman; in reality, it takes all of his willpower to supress the womanizing ways he inherited from his adopted father!
 
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Old October 1st, 2005   TitansFan is offline   #24
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You're forgetting that Bruce and Selina have had sex, something he didn't do with his sluts-of-the-week, like Vicki, Silver, etc...
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Go back and read Batman: Dark Detective from a few months ago...he has indeed slept with Silver
 
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Old October 1st, 2005   Rion1986 is offline   #25
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oh now.....Bruce slept with Talia, like, god knows how often. He sure as heck MUST have slept with Vesper. Plus as Bruce he is hanging around floozies all the time.....say, does that make Bruce "easy". LMAO.


As for Vicki...as far as know, she only knows who Batman is in the Burton movie...
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No, he never slept with Talia. Selina is the only one he's slept with Post-Crisis.

The Talia/Batman sex scene happened in an OUT-OF-CONTINUITY book.
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Rion1986 is offline   #26
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Go back and read Batman: Dark Detective from a few months ago...he has indeed slept with Silver
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That's not in continuity, either!!

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Old October 1st, 2005   callla is offline   #27
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I'm confused. He's had sex with Selina, who he wasn't married to, and kissed Sasha when she really needed to be encouraged and reminded of her humanity, but Sasha is the one who's the slut? I guess I have the wrong definition of the word.
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I agree. Oh, wow, she kissed Batman, what a slut!
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Sonic Death Monkey is offline   #28
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No, he never slept with Talia. Selina is the only one he's slept with Post-Crisis.

The Talia/Batman sex scene happened in an OUT-OF-CONTINUITY book.
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When why did their son show in Kingdom Come? Why would a possible future be based on an out-of-continuity book?
 
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When why did their son show in Kingdom Come? Why would a possible future be based on an out-of-continuity book?
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*sighs* Kingdom Come is an Elseworlds, too.
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Switcherman is offline   #30
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Actually, Bruce has had sex with Silver...while she was engaged no less.

Who's the slut now?
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Rion1986 is offline   #31
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Actually, Bruce has had sex with Silver...while she was engaged no less.

Who's the slut now?
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That was the 70s, so it's not in continuity, bc it's pre-Crisis.
 
Old October 1st, 2005   Sonic Death Monkey is offline   #32
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*sighs* Kingdom Come is an Elseworlds, too.
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Yes, an Elseworlds based on current continuity, not on other Elseworlds continuities.
 
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