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Old October 25th, 2006   Matches is offline   #145
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And contradictory. To paraphrase James T. Kirk....


"What does Playa need with a Porn Collection?"
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Old October 25th, 2006   Dover Demon is offline   #146
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A true Playa is always looking for pointers. It's not recreation, it's research.
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I don't watch porn merely for enjoyment. I watch it to learn new night moves that can continue to wow women for years to come.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   Matches is offline   #147
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I don't watch porn merely for enjoyment. I watch it to learn new night moves that can continue to wow women for years to come.
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Based on my admittedly limited experience with porn, might I suggest you try delivering pizzas? That seems to be a huge turn-on for many scantily-clad women.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   TJLamb0518 is offline   #148
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I don't watch porn merely for enjoyment. I watch it to learn new night moves that can continue to wow women for years to come.
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If you want to learn a move that you should do that will really impress people, may I suggest the video works of R. Bud Dwyer?
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   TJLamb0518 is offline   #149
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Based on my admittedly limited experience with porn, might I suggest you try delivering pizzas? That seems to be a huge turn-on for many scantily-clad women.
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Or a plumber! That seems to work a LOT!
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   cookavich is offline   #150
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Or a plumber! That seems to work a LOT!
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HEY! Have you been snooping around my personal video collection?
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   TJLamb0518 is offline   #151
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HEY! Have you been snooping around my personal video collection?
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I think we've ALL seen those movies.....


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Old October 25th, 2006   Sharis the Bunny is offline   #152
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Did Sharis just fire off a Your Mom joke?! Holy crap, she really is one of the boys.
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Old October 25th, 2006   Jeffrey Neary is offline   #153
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If you want to learn a move that you should do that will really impress people, may I suggest the video works of R. Bud Dwyer?
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Old October 25th, 2006   TJLamb0518 is offline   #154
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Line of the week.
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But only a few of us will get it.....
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   Jeffrey Neary is offline   #155
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Thats why it qualifies.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   Not My Real Name is offline   #156
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If you want to learn a move that you should do that will really impress people, may I suggest the video works of R. Bud Dwyer?
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There's Tim, shooting off at the mouth again.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   evilscratch is offline   #157
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There's Tim, shooting off at the mouth again.
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Man, that is just wrong....funny as h*ll, but wrong. You wouldn't want to trigger any hard feelings.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   Not My Real Name is offline   #158
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Man, that is just wrong....funny as h*ll, but wrong. You wouldn't want to trigger any hard feelings.
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You're right, I need that like I need a hole in the head.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   evilscratch is offline   #159
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You're right, I need that like I need a hole in the head.
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Glad you see it that way....I knew it was worth a shot.
 
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Old October 25th, 2006   TJLamb0518 is offline   #160
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I see you two are just barrelling along through my humor.


I'm almost sorry to see I triggered such a flurry of bad puns...
 
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