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Old October 11th, 2006   Dover Demon is offline   #1
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Default Strategies on seducing women:

First off, I say start reading women's interests magazines. If you can attain a deeper understanding of the female psyche, you're so far ahead in the game.
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Old October 11th, 2006   raw power72 is offline   #2
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I work in the beauty industry 99% of the challenge is done. So no need to read magazines. Usually that stuff is written by some bipolar women
 
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Old October 11th, 2006   Dover Demon is offline   #3
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I work in the beauty industry 99% of the challenge is done. So no need to read magazines. Usually that stuff is written by some bipolar women
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Yes, complimenting a female celebrity on her beautiful skin will definitely show that you have an eye for that kind of thing. I often say Paris Hilton has got amazing skin. I often say that Jennifer Aniston has had some unique hairstyles in the past (even though I despise that actress). It shows that you care about your own appearance and those you associate with. That counts a lot for many a dame.
 
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Old October 11th, 2006   Dover Demon is offline   #4
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I hate to say this but a lot of men are totally clueless when it comes to the dating game. Have you ever read Cosmo, Glamour, or any of the other women's magazines on the stand? Just look at the covers.

20 Ways to Make Him Fall in Love with You... Instantly
Is Your Man a Cheater? Take Our Test and Find Out
Bedroom Tactics to Rock His World

You see women have been studying "us" since they were old enough to read. When we're out burning ants, playing ball, or watching cartoons, they're pouring over the latest edition of Seventeen and discovering "New Kissing Techniques that Will Leave Him Drooling."

It's time to reverse this situation. Every female strategy that can be used to lure you into her honey trap can be countered if you understand the depths of the female psyche.
 
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Old October 13th, 2006   Greg Owens is offline   #5
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Dover those magazines are junk. It's mindless filler aimed at women. It doesn't give any illumination into women it's just shallow crap. Most women don't care that much about Jennifer Aniston's frickin' hair let alone be impressed by some guy who wants to talk about it. They would either think the dude was gay or creepy. Neither of which help in the romance department. Most women aren't as dumb as those magazines let you think they are. Try talking to a real women and you will see what I'm talking about.
 
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Old October 15th, 2006   sylpemberton is offline   #6
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Dover those magazines are junk. It's mindless filler aimed at women. It doesn't give any illumination into women it's just shallow crap. Most women don't care that much about Jennifer Aniston's frickin' hair let alone be impressed by some guy who wants to talk about it. They would either think the dude was gay or creepy. Neither of which help in the romance department. Most women aren't as dumb as those magazines let you think they are. Try talking to a real women and you will see what I'm talking about.
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Although you probably hit the nail right on the head with what someone would think hearing a guy talk about Hilton's skin tones or Aniston's hair...just let me clarify that there's also many gay men out there who never discuss such things, have no interest in such things, and would think this insanely creepy if someone in our lives started talking about it too...

Not giving you a hard time Greg. It's the mass perception, and I'd probably think the same thing hearing some guy discuss Oprah's make up or Julie Andrews' dresses. But just wanted to point out that it isn't the case with all in case someone out there thinks it is (and yes I know you aren't implying that in the least Greg - I laughed.) hehe.
 
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Old October 20th, 2006   jonnjonz is offline   #7
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Yes, complimenting a female celebrity on her beautiful skin will definitely show that you have an eye for that kind of thing. I often say Paris Hilton has got amazing skin. I often say that Jennifer Aniston has had some unique hairstyles in the past (even though I despise that actress). It shows that you care about your own appearance and those you associate with. That counts a lot for many a dame.
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Yes, possibly, or they might think:


"Why does this guy have such an unhealthy preoccupation with celebrities, and why is he so superficial."


Then again, and dependent of course on a number of other key factors such as location, situation under which they find themselves in your company, etc, these may be a few further thoughts they may have:

"I think I'll feign an illness and excuse myself"


"Thank-god, there's [insert name of friend colleague here] I can get out of this."

"When not reading Stuff, FHM, or Details, this guy obviously is reading Marie Claire, Elle, and Cosmopolitan - so he's predictable, and a cliche."


"Who is this guy?"

"Who does this guy THINK he is?"

"Is he for real?"

"Does this guy THINK he's for real"

or

"At least I don't have to FEIGN an illness to excuse myself."

If she has any measure of self-respect or intelligence it is NOT very likely she will say:

"Wow, he's so observant about Paris Hilton's skin, and so attentive to Jennifer Aniston's hair, and I'm sooo wet!"
 
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Old October 11th, 2006   Dover Demon is offline   #8
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I spend a lot of time reading men's magazines because the girls featured in them are hot! I'm not going to shy away from that. But they also give great advice. I've learned a LOT about women and dating strategies through that method. But take some time to read women's magazines as well. Get in touch with fashion, hair, and celebrity gossip. I find these are great ways to get girls talking to you. Remember, you need a "hook" to get a conversation started. This is been my method of reeling in the bait.
 
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Wow Owens, you did something in one post that would have taken me paragraphs. High-five!
 
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Old October 13th, 2006   evilscratch is offline   #10
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First off, I say start reading women's interests magazines. If you can attain a deeper understanding of the female psyche, you're so far ahead in the game.
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How about talking about something you ACTUALLY care about.. that is what real relationships are based on... common interets.. so why try to talk to a girl about something you dont care about just to get her interest and dump her 2 days later because "you don't have the same interests"?
 
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How about talking about something you ACTUALLY care about.. that is what real relationships are based on... common interets.. so why try to talk to a girl about something you dont care about just to get her interest and dump her 2 days later because "you don't have the same interests"?
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Well being a playa means you are dumping girls in 2 days. Playas do not have gf, if they do, they have women on the side.

Preach on Playa. I have a few questions.
1) Should I pick the girl up in my mom's Dodge Caravan, or should I just get a bus ticket for her and meet up with her at the hook-up spot?
2) My dad's Old Spice or High Karate?
 
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Old October 13th, 2006   Greg Owens is offline   #15
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Well being a playa means you are dumping girls in 2 days. Playas do not have gf, if they do, they have women on the side.

Preach on Playa. I have a few questions.
1) Should I pick the girl up in my mom's Dodge Caravan, or should I just get a bus ticket for her and meet up with her at the hook-up spot?
2) My dad's Old Spice or High Karate?
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Since Dovy D is busy poring over old issues of Cosmo I'll help you out my friend.

1. The chick should be picking your bad self up. That way she will be empowered and you don't have to pay for things like parking or gas.

2. Aqua Velva. Wear a little. Drink a little. Boom. Your ready to "pahlay" as it were.
 
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Old October 13th, 2006   cookavich is offline   #16
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Since Dovy D is busy poring over old issues of Cosmo I'll help you out my friend.

1. The chick should be picking your bad self up. That way she will be empowered and you don't have to pay for things like parking or gas.

2. Aqua Velva. Wear a little. Drink a little. Boom. Your ready to "pahlay" as it were.
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Remember the well rounded playa always keeps a stash of roofies nearby.
 
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